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Total Medals Earned: 182 (From
35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,275 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points Beat the game!
25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
Unlocked 5/12/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 5/11/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 5/11/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/225 points)
Alice is Dead - Ep 2
Happy Hatter
Unlocked 1/20/10
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad
Unlocked 1/17/10
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy
Unlocked 1/20/10
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Another Small Favor
A Small Stitch
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor
Unlocked 8/27/09
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill ZOMG
25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/17 (85/480 points)
Barbarian Bob [Remake]
Barbaric
25 Points
Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed
Unlocked 6/15/09
25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Carbon Copy
Unlocked 6/10/09
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Rags to Riches
Unlocked 6/14/09
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes
50 Points
Find all secret items.
Barbarian King
100 Points
Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder
100 Points
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 6/14/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 6/14/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
Unlocked 6/14/09
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
Unlocked 6/14/09
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 6/9/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
D-Day Defender
First Blood
Unlocked 6/18/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast
Unlocked 6/18/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More
100 Points
Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/500 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points Visit the links page.
5 Points Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
Unlocked 6/6/09
10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
Unlocked 6/5/09
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
Unlocked 6/6/09
25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
Unlocked 6/5/09
25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
Unlocked 6/6/09
25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
Unlocked 6/5/09
50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
Unlocked 6/6/09
50 Points Defeat the class president.
50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
Unlocked 6/5/09
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
Unlocked 6/6/09
50 Points Beat the game.
50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 13/14 (315/415 points)